Lord Save Me from talk of second homes, country hideaways, pied-a-terres, kerb appeal, original features, inside-out, the wow factor, buyers' market, mortgage deposits, clean sleek lines, wet rooms, property portfolios, neutral palettes, city crash pads, &c., &c., &c.
Don't people make homes in houses any more? It seems not, Recession!? Bring it on! signed middle-class, middle-aged and bored!